The Tuko At My Hotel In Bohol
For my Bohol stay, I booked Bassa Nova Villa, a Bali-inspired gem tucked away in Panglao Island. It looked aesthetic and spacious in the pictures. After the long trip I had from Manila to Cebu and then Cebu to Bohol, all I wanted was to collapse on the bed and reboot.
Fresh sheets
On my way to the hotel, I ended up being the navigator with Google Maps since the tricycle driver didn’t know where Bassa Nova Villa was, I guess because it was new. It felt like an eternity getting to Bassa Nova Villa. I started thinking maybe I should’ve just hopped on one of those Jeepney-style tricycles instead.
After an hour, we arrived. The hotel staff immediately helped me with my bags as I was going out of the tricycle. They gave me water and made me sit as they prepared my room. They then walked me to my room which is Room 10 on the 2nd floor. The room was huge and comfy, with two double beds and a nice balcony.
I immediately flopped onto the bed and was greeted by the coolest, most relaxing sheets ever. It felt like the bed was giving me a big, comforting hug which I deserved after everything I had just been through.
Bathroom Truths
Now, with the bathroom review. If you’re on the shorter side (like me), get ready for some serious tiptoeing to see yourself in the mirror. It’s a minor struggle, but a struggle nonetheless. Also, the bidet was a mystery I couldn’t solve. The shower was cold at first, but it did warm up after a bit which was totally fine because I quite enjoy chilly night showers.
The next morning, I had a tour pickup at 8:20 am. I didn’t notice the time slipping away, but thankfully, the staff knocked on my door to let me know someone was waiting outside.
My Last Night and a Tuko Twist
That evening, I stayed in and had dinner at the hotel’s restaurant.
I ordered Thai curry, and they even toned down the spice for me. It was flavorful, comforting, and just the right thing to end the day.
I wanted to explore more before checking out, but the rain had other plans. I didn’t get to swim in the pool, which was a bummer. But overall, the stay was really nice the staff were thoughtful, and the place had a great vibe. Then… the tuko happened.
Around midnight, I heard it that loud, echoing “TU-KO!” not once, not twice, but three times. I froze. My brain went straight to, “Is this the beginning of a horror movie?”
I genuinely thought some mythical creature was about to come for me.